I Went Out Christmas Shopping

I went out Christmas shopping
But I didn’t get very far
Before I got caught shoplifting
As I stole an advent calendar
The shopkeeper had me arrested
Because of my larcenous ways
And for stealing an advent calendar
I got twenty five days

About the Poem

It's both funny and cheesy, so you are allowed to groan when you reach the punchline. You are not allowed to punch the poet!

Rating

Not rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

8 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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