Unhappy Christmas

Sweater from Granny
Trousers from Mother
Slippers from Aunty
Pants from my brother

Without clothes as presents
I'd have nothing to wear
So it's Unhappy Christmas
Or Unhappy Nude Year

The Emperors New Clothes

There should be a protest movement or support group for children who receive perfectly ordinary, every day clothes as presents.

Rating

Not very rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

8 lines

Key Stage

KS2, KS3

Author

Patrick Winstanley

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