Dashing Through The Snow

Dashing through the snow
On a one horse open sleigh,
Over fields we go
Laughing all the way
Then the reins do snap,
We weren’t expecting that
Now we laugh no more
As we hit a tree so fat

Oh ambulance bells, ambulance bells
Sirens all the way
They dragged us from the wreck
Of a one horse open sleigh
Oh ambulance bells, ambulance bells
Sirens all the way
Oh, what fun it’s NOT to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

An Homage or Parody

Don't be tempted to skip this one, as it turns out to be quite subversive amd wonderfully gruesome.

Rating

Not very rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

16 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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