Who Ate All The Pies?

The old fat fella
In the big red suit
Off delivering gifts
In his festive pursuit

Wide black belt
And big black boot
The jolly fat bloke
Ruddy and hirsute

He does great good
That’s not in dispute
But he eats too much
So he’s a chubby brute

So when he visits
On his Christmas commute
Don’t leave him a pie
Leave him some fruit

Something for Santa

The poem proposes a campaign to help the corpulent Santa Claus lose bit of weight? But would a thin Santa still be Santa?

Rating

Not very rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

16 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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