Twas the Night Before Christmas # 2

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the flat,
Not a creature was stirring not even the cat
The mince pies had been eaten every one and all
And the dog had thrown up on the carpet in the hall

Yet Another Parody

A parody of the poem Twas the Night Before Christmas which is very funny and slightly sick.

Rating

Quite rude

Style

Rhyming poem

Length

4 lines

Key Stage

KS1, KS2, KS3

Author

Paul Curtis

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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