Funny Poems Site Map
- Funny Poems for Kids
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- Animal Poems
- An Animal Wedding Poem - A Marriage Made in Heaven
- A Nursery Rhyme Parody - Little Miss (Muffet)
- A Poem about a Lazy Snail - Eat, Drink and Be Messy
- A Poem about Aunts called, funnily enough, Aunts
- A Poem about Dogs - Dogged Determination
- A Giraffe Poem - A Knotty Problem
- An Animal Poem - Two by Two
- A Jungle Poem - The Card Sharps
- A Poem about Kobe Cows - Kobe or Not Kobe
- A Poem Comparing Hippos and Rhinos - Hippopotamus
- A Poem about Snakes and Maths - Pet Subject
- A Zebra Poem - Bar Humbug
- A Poem and Riddle Rolled into One - The DBP
- A Poem about Sheep - The Beasts in the Mist
- Another Poem about Zebras - Zebra Crossing
- Hippos and Haikus - Why don't they mix?
- Grumpillas - A poem about mardi gorillas
- A Poem about the Aardvark
- A Poem about Slugs and Snails - The Scene of the Slime
- Dinosaur School Days - A Poem about a Reluctant Dinosaur
- Family Poems
- A Poem about Visiting the Dentist - The Dentist
- A Poem about Dads and Driving - Mr Toad
- A Bookish Poem - Ex Libris
- A Poem about being Helpful - Mixed Drinks
- An Onomatopoeic Poem - Of Sound Mind
- A Doctor Poem - The Sick Note
- A Postman Poem - Post Haste
- A Nursery Rhyme Parody - Muddleheaded Mary
- A Childhood Poem - The Fussy Eater
- Sunday Lunch - A Short Long Funny Poem
- Famous People Poems
- A Poem about King Alfred the Great - A Stitch in Time
- A Poem about Sir Walter Raleigh - Voyage of Discovery
- A First World War Poem - One Hit Wonder
- A Poem about Sir Isaac Newton - The Tree of Knowledge
- A Poem about Dr Christian Barnard - Heartfelt Thanks
- A Poem about Cricketer Paul Adams - Mixed Message
- A Logical Progression Poem - From Tutu to Tintin
- Batman Comes Undone - A Poem about a Superhero
- Hook - A Poem about Captain Hook in Peter Pan
- School Poems
- A Poem about Boredom - Seven Wonders of the World
- A School Library Poem - Library Rules
- A Poem about a Pressing Problem - Excuse Me
- A First Day at School Poem - Half Truths
- A Poem about Detention - Crime and Punishment
- A Poem about Missing Homework - Excuse Me Miss
- Hard to Swallow - A Poem about School Food
- A Poem about a Hopeless Teacher - Something Amiss
- Outside the Headmaster's Study I - A Knock Knock, No Joke
- Outside the Headmaster's Study II - A Knock Knock Joke
- A Dilly Daydream of a Poem - Bad School Day
- A Poem about Sloth - Better Late Than...
- The Empty Nest - A Poem about Boarding School
- A Poem about the School Photo - Picture This
- A Poem of Good and Evil - Lunch Time in the Cafeteria
- Sports Poems
- Humorous Poems
- A Poem about Individuality - Unique
- A Humorous Poem about The London Eye
- A Verse Parody of a Parable - Damascus
- A Humorous Poem about Aliens - Void
- A Humorous Poem about Space Exploration - Mars
- A Poem about Guy Fawkes - What a Guy
- A Strangely Humorous Poem - What Do You Want Bud?
- A Poem about Modern Art - Is This Art?
- Nonsense Verse
- Tiger Tiger - A Nonsense Poem about a Tiger
- A Poem about Enormous Appetites - The Hungry Fish
- The Ballad of Chip and Pin - Pure Nonsense
- A Poem about Plumbing - Radiator Guy
- The Food Chain - A Semi-serious Nonsense Poem
- A Summer Stroll with Lewis Carroll - Nostalgia
- The Night Bird - A Nonsense Verse about a Cat and a Bird
- Bad Children and Cautionary Verse
- Odes and Ends
- Rude Poems
- A Poem about Writing - Blockage
- A Tongue Twister - Naughty Nick
- A Historical Poem - Unprincipled Archimedes
- A Poem about a Performing Flea - Emily
- A Poem about Lady Godiva - Bare Back Rider
- I Do Not Like That - A Poem about Scary Creatures
- A Poem about Personal Hygiene - If You Do Nothing Else
- No One Listens - A Poem about Farting
- A Harry Potter Poem - Spotty Horror
- A Rude Poem - How to Sex a Dinosaur
- Very Rude Poems
- A Harry Potter Poem - Spotty Horror
- Broken Promise - A Painful Poem about a Choir Boy
- Bear Necessities - A Poem About Hunting Bear
- A Poem about Boxing - Billy the Kid
- Class Outing - A Poem about a School Zoo Trip
- A Medical Poem about Bottoms - Berry Berry
- A Football Poem about Bottoms - A Shot in the Backside
- Rapped - A Poem about a Visit to a Psychiatrist
- A Poem about a Naughty Vicar - That Rings a Bell
- A Very Rude Poem to Finish - How to Sex a Dinosaur
- Seasonal Poems
- Funny Valentines Poems for Kids
- Funny Pancake Day Poems
- Father's Day Poems
- Funny Halloween Poems
- Funny Christmas Poems
- A Multilingual Christmas Poems - Greetings To The World
- Christmas Chill - A Cool Christmas Poem
- Old Saws Resharpened - Christmas was coming...
- A Humorous Christmas Poem - Fall Of The Snowman
- A Christmas Poem for Older Children - Christmas Post
- Cool Yule - A Cool School Christmas's Poem
- Kids Don’t Understand Christmas - An Uplifting Xmas Poem
- Yes There Is A Santa Claus - Ah, sweet...
- Rude Christmas Poems
- Christmas May Be Cancelled - A Scrooge Like Xmas Poem
- A Humorous Christmas for Older Kids - The Santa Clause
- The Christmas Fairy - A Mildly Rude Christmas Poem
- A Really Quite Rude Christmas Poem - Who's The New Guy?
- A Twisted Festive Poem - Happy Christmas Auntie Peggy
- Santa Claus RIP - A Requiem Mass for Father Christmas
- Snow Show - A Very Rude Poem for Dirty Minded Kids
- Animal Poems
- Writing Funny Poems
- Kids Shape Poetry Competition 2010
- Kids Poetry Competition 2009
- Kids Poetry Competition 2008
- About Patrick, the Author
- And Timmy, His Adorable Black Cat
- Other Fun Poetry Sites for Kids
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- Poetry Mad Kids
- Funny Poems for Children
- Funny Peoms for Dyslexic Kids
