Funny Poems Site Map
- Funny Poems for Kids
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- Animal Poems
- An Animal Wedding Poem - A Marriage Made in Heaven
- A Nursery Rhyme Parody - Little Miss (Muffet)
- A Poem about a Lazy Snail - Eat, Drink and Be Messy
- A Poem about Aunts called, funnily enough, Aunts
- A Poem about Dogs - Dogged Determination
- A Giraffe Poem - A Knotty Problem
- An Animal Poem - Two by Two
- A Jungle Poem - The Card Sharps
- Kobe or Not Kobe - A Poem about Kobe Cows
- A Poem Comparing Hippos and Rhinos - Hippopotamus
- A Poem about Snakes and Maths - Pet Subject
- A Zebra Poem - Bar Humbug
- A Poem and Riddle Rolled into One - The DBP
- A Poem about Sheep - The Beasts in the Mist
- Another Poem about Zebras - Zebra Crossing
- Hippos and Haikus - Why don't they mix?
- Grumpillas - A poem about mardi gorillas
- Aardvark - Amazingly, a Poem about the Aardvark
- A Poem about Slugs and Snails - The Scene of the Slime
- Dinosaur School Days - A Poem about a Reluctant Dinosaur
- Dinner Question - Don't let the cat out of the bag!
- A Poem about a Fish with a Headache - Frankly My Dear
- Jim Pansy - A Poem about a Mystery Animal. Try and guess!
- You Can't Teach An Old Cat Any Tricks - Co-written by Timmy
- A Poem Set Beneath the Waves - Davy Jones Disco
- Huntin' Shootin' And Tippin' - A Very Silly Poem
- Snap - The Revenge of the Crocodile
- A Poem about Amoebae Reproducing - Divide and Rule
- Bee and Bee - I'll let you work it out for yourself
- An Onomatopoeia Poem - The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest
- Family Poems
- A Poem about Visiting the Dentist - The Dentist
- A Poem about Dads and Driving - Mr Toad
- A Bookish Poem - Ex Libris
- A Poem about being Helpful - Mixed Drinks
- An Onomatopoeic Poem - Of Sound Mind
- A Doctor Poem - The Sick Note
- A Postman Poem - Post Haste
- A Nursery Rhyme Parody - Muddleheaded Mary
- A Childhood Poem - The Fussy Eater
- Sunday Lunch - A Short Long Funny Poem
- Famous People Poems
- A Poem about King Alfred the Great - A Stitch in Time
- A Poem about Sir Walter Raleigh - Voyage of Discovery
- A First World War Poem - One Hit Wonder
- A Poem about Sir Isaac Newton - The Tree of Knowledge
- A Poem about Dr Christian Barnard - Heartfelt Thanks
- A Poem about Cricketer Paul Adams - Mixed Message
- A Logical Progression Poem - From Tutu to Tintin
- Batman Comes Undone - A Poem about a Superhero
- Hook - A Poem about Captain Hook in Peter Pan
- School Poems
- A Poem about Boredom - Seven Wonders of the World
- A School Library Poem - Library Rules
- A Poem about a Pressing Problem - Excuse Me
- A First Day at School Poem - Half Truths
- A Poem about Detention - Crime and Punishment
- A Poem about Missing Homework - Excuse Me Miss
- Hard to Swallow - A Poem about School Food
- A Poem about a Hopeless Teacher - Something Amiss
- Outside the Headmaster's Study I - A Knock Knock, No Joke
- Outside the Headmaster's Study II - A Knock Knock Joke
- A Dilly Daydream of a Poem - Bad School Day
- A Poem about Sloth - Better Late Than...
- The Empty Nest - A Poem about Boarding School
- A Poem about the School Photo - Picture This
- A Poem of Good and Evil - Lunch Time in the Cafeteria
- Lost Walk - A Poem About Nuclear Physics
- Bar None - More Nuclear Physics, How Odd
- Under Achieving - A Poem about the First Days at School
- The Mental Maths Teacher - One Apple Short of a Fruit Salad
- A Poem about an Easily Distracted Teacher - Star Teacher
- My Cat Story - A Poem about an Accusation of Cheating
- If You Ask A Stupid Question - A Poem about a Headmaster
- A Funny Poem about Grammar - A Capital Offence
- Love and Kisses? - A Classroom Wrongmance Poem
- Dim Sum - Amusing Musings about Mathematics
- Sports Poems
- A Poem about Ice Skating - Macho Pursuits
- A Funny Football Poem - Times Up
- A Funny Poem about School Sport - Fun and Games
- A Poem about Hot Air Ballooning - Ballooning
- Another Funny Football Poem - Botley Bill
- A Poem about Perseverance - If
- A Funny Poem about Swimming - Beside the Sea Side
- A Swimming Pool Tragedy Poem - Sink or Swim
- A Good Sport - A Poem about Uphill Skiing
- A Painful Poem about Scuba Diving - Scuba Technique
- The Natural - A Poem about an Unnaturally Talented Footballer
- Rambling - A Funny Poem Which Could Go On and On
- Aladdin's Wish - England's Football Team Humiliated
- Humorous Poems
- A Poem about Individuality - Unique
- A Humorous Poem about The London Eye
- A Verse Parody of a Parable - Damascus
- A Humorous Poem about Aliens - Void
- A Humorous Poem about Space Exploration - Mars
- A Poem about Guy Fawkes - What a Guy
- A Strangely Humorous Poem - What Do You Want Bud?
- A Poem about Modern Art - Is This Art?
- Rhyming Riddles and Ridiculous Rhymes
- Have You Met... - An Intriguing Rhyming Riddle
- One Liner - A Short Acrostic Poem
- A Baffling Poems about Science - A Notional Motion
- I Would If I Could - A Linguistic Minefield
- Cross Words - Baffling Verbal Collisions
- An Anti-Field Sports Poem - Fair Game
- More Ridiculous Rhymes in The Chard Remains
- Technical Tip - Offers Well-meaning Advice
- Mermaid Mobile - More Silliness
- Muse to a Mermaid - And More Mermaids
- Magic or Tragic? - A Fairly Harmless Fairy Poem
- Hello! - A Poem That's Repitious In Extremeis
- Dodgy Darleks - Dodgy, but not that dodgy!
- Off-Colour - Sponsored by 'Colour-Me-Beautiful'
- A Shape Riddle Poem about Hats
- Funny Poems about Death
- Mr Whippy R.I.P. - The Death of an Ice Cream Saleman
- Some Days - The Highs and Lows of Life and Death
- Pinball Wizzard - An Homage to The Who
- A Peaceful End - A LOL Funny Poem about Death
- Funny Aviation Antics - Close Shave
- Nightmare Flight - More Thrills and Spills from on High
- You’ll Like This - A Very Punny Number
- Clunk Click - A Poem About Road Safety Advice
- A Funny-Serious Poems about Road Death - Asleep At The Wheel
- Odes and Ends
- Rude Poems
- A Poem about Writing - Blockage
- A Tongue Twister - Naughty Nick
- A Historical Poem - Unprincipled Archimedes
- A Poem about a Performing Flea - Emily
- A Poem about Lady Godiva - Bare Back Rider
- I Do Not Like That - A Poem about Scary Creatures
- A Poem about Personal Hygiene - If You Do Nothing Else
- No One Listens - A Poem about Farting
- Very Rude Poems
- A Harry Potter Poem - Spotty Horror
- Broken Promise - A Painful Poem about a Choir Boy
- Bear Necessities - A Poem About Hunting Bear
- A Poem about Boxing - Billy the Kid
- Class Outing - A Poem about a School Zoo Trip
- A Medical Poem about Bottoms - Berry Berry
- A Football Poem about Bottoms - A Shot in the Backside
- Rapped - A Poem about a Visit to a Psychiatrist
- A Poem about a Naughty Vicar - That Rings a Bell
- A Very Rude Poem to Finish - How to Sex a Dinosaur
- Seasonal Poems - See Separate Site Map
- Animal Poems
- Writing Funny Poems
- Types of Poetry
- Kids Animal Poetry Competition 2011
- Kids Shape Poetry Competition 2010
- Kids Poetry Competition 2009
- Kids Poetry Competition 2008
- About Patrick, the Author
- And Timmy, His Adorable Black Cat
- Other Fun Poetry Sites for Kids
- Boring Stuff
- Poetry Mad Kids
- Funny Poems for Children
- Funny Peoms for Dyslexic Kids
